YOU SAID:
Your waifu a ship, SHIP!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのワイフ船、SHIP!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your wife ship, SHIP!
INTO JAPANESE
奥さん、SHIP!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wife, SHIP!
INTO JAPANESE
妻、SHIP!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wife, SHIP!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.