YOU SAID:
youre cuddly as a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはサボテンのように抱きしめたくなる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you're cuddly like a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはサボテンのように抱きしめたくなる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you're cuddly like a cactus
That didn't even make that much sense in English.