YOU SAID:

zero and none but theres one up my bumm

INTO JAPANESE

ゼロも何もないけど、腹に一つある

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't have zero or anything, but I have one in my stomach

INTO JAPANESE

ゼロも何もないけどお腹の中に一つある

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't have zero or anything, but I have one in my stomach