YOU SAID:
Zis ees uh turdburglar, eet burgles turds.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、泥棒だ、ええと泥棒だ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, a thief, uh, a thief.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、泥棒、ああ、泥棒。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, the thief, oh, the thief.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、泥棒、ああ、泥棒。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, the thief, oh, the thief.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.