YOU SAID:
A barber cuts David's ear for gaining hair if John's kinetic leopard meets nurses or policemen, qualifying red spoons to use virtual wireless xenon yellow zebras.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンのキネティックヒョウが看護師や警官に会った場合、床屋はデイビッドの耳を切って髪を整え、赤いスプーンに仮想ワイヤレスキセノンイエローゼブラを使用する資格を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When John's Kinetic Leopard meets a nurse or police officer, the barber cuts David's ears, straightens his hair, and qualifies the red spoon to use the virtual wireless xenon yellow zebra.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンのキネティックレオパードが看護師や警察官に会うと、床屋はデビッドの耳を切り、髪をまっすぐにし、赤いスプーンに仮想ワイヤレスキセノンイエローゼブラを使用する資格を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When John's Kinetic Leopard meets a nurse or police officer, the barber cuts David's ears, straightens his hair, and qualifies his red spoon to use the virtual wireless xenon yellow zebra.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンのキネティックレオパードが看護師や警察官に会うと、床屋はデビッドの耳を切り、髪をまっすぐにし、赤いスプーンに仮想ワイヤレスキセノンイエローゼブラを使用する資格を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When John's Kinetic Leopard meets a nurse or police officer, the barber cuts David's ears, straightens his hair, and qualifies his red spoon to use the virtual wireless xenon yellow zebra.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.