YOU SAID:

A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one

INTO JAPANESE

一匹の犬が居酒屋に入ってきて言った、「私には物が見えない。私はこれを開きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A dog came into the tavern and said, "I can't see anything. I'll open this

INTO JAPANESE

一匹の犬が居酒屋に入ってきて、「何も見えない。私はこれを開きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A dog came into the tavern and said, "I can't see anything. I'll open this