YOU SAID:

“A dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I cannot see a thing. I’ll open this one.’”

INTO JAPANESE

「犬がバーに入ってきて、『何も見えない。これを開けます」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"A dog walks into a bar and says, 'I can't see anything. I'll open this.'"

INTO JAPANESE

「犬がバーに入ってきて、『何も見えない。これを開けるよ』と言う」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"A dog walks into a bar and says, 'I can't see anything. I'll open this.'"