YOU SAID:
A fat chicken slapped a deranged ostrich
INTO JAPANESE
太った鶏が狂ったダチョウを叩いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A fat chicken hit a crazy ostrich
INTO JAPANESE
太った鶏が狂ったダチョウを襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A fat chicken attacked a crazy ostrich
INTO JAPANESE
太った鶏が狂ったダチョウを襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A fat chicken attacked a crazy ostrich
That didn't even make that much sense in English.