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A shark shot itself in the brain after receiving a stupid piece of pizza it then proceeded to kap the other sharks after dying and then met shark jesus and lived not happily ever after in minecraft

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サメ ショット自体ピザの愚かな部分を受け取った後脳にそれは死んで後他のサメの kap へ向かったし、サメに会ったイエスと幸せに暮らしました住んで minecraft