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Ah man, it's gotta be something weird but no way is that stupid dumpling going to near this hear spastic stain.

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、何か変だけど、こんな近くに行くバカ団子が痙攣しているはずがない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmm, it's kind of strange, but there's no way a stupid dumpling that's going so close should be convulsing.

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、なんか変だけど、こんなに近寄るバカ団子が痙攣するわけないだろ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmm, it's kind of strange, but there's no way a stupid dumpling that's approaching like this would cramp.

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、なんか変だけど、こんなに近づいてくるバカ団子が痙攣するわけがない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmm, it's kind of strange, but there's no way a stupid dumpling that's approaching like this would cramp.