YOU SAID:

ahoy sponge me bob, I've been recently diagnosed with cancer ah, ah, ah

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私はボブをスポンジ、私は最近癌と診断されている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh I sponge Bob, I have recently been diagnosed with cancer

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私はボブをスポンジ、私は最近癌と診断されています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh I sponge Bob, I have recently been diagnosed with cancer