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Am I being sarcastic? No way! I would never!

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私は皮肉ですか？とんでもない！けっしてしない！

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Am i ironic? No way! Never ever!

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私は皮肉ですか？とんでもない！絶対に！

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Am i ironic? No way! definitely!

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私は皮肉ですか？とんでもない！間違いなく！

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Am i ironic? No way! definitely!