YOU SAID:

and they said "its jesus christ" and i said "ha ha"

INTO JAPANESE

ふたりが言った、「主イエスを信じなさい。そうしたら、あなたもあなたの家族も救われます」。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

INTO JAPANESE

ふたりが言った、「主イエスを信じなさい。そうしたら、あなたもあなたの家族も救われます」。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.