YOU SAID:

Are those spicy Texas sliders? No, they're just regular sliders. If those ain't spicy Texas sliders, then you ain't my wife.

INTO JAPANESE

あのスパイシーなテキサスのスライダーは?いいえ、通常のスライダーです。それらがスパイシーなテキサスのスライダーでなければ、あなたは私の妻ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What about that spicy Texas slider? No, it's a normal slider. If they're not spicy Texas sliders, you're not my wife.

INTO JAPANESE

あのスパイシーなテキサスのスライダーはどうですか?いいえ、通常のスライダーです。彼らがスパイシーなテキサスのスライダーでなければ、あなたは私の妻ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What about that spicy Texas slider? No, it's a normal slider. If they're not spicy Texas sliders, you're not my wife.