YOU SAID:
are you pooping right now
INTO JAPANESE
今ウンチしてるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you pooping now?
INTO JAPANESE
ウンチしてるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you pooping?
INTO JAPANESE
ウンチしてるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you pooping?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.