YOU SAID:
As soon as a human turns SCP-263 on, SCP-263-1 will look directly at the subject and say that the subject is "a new competitor who just tuned in to the Cash or Ash show."
INTO JAPANESE
人間がSCP-263の電源を入れるとすぐに、SCP-263-1は被験者を直視し、その被験者は「キャッシュ・オア・アッシュのショーに参加したばかりの新しい競技者」だと言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As soon as a human turns on SCP-263, SCP-263-1 will look directly at the subject, stating that the subject is "a new contestant who has just entered a Cash or Ash show."
INTO JAPANESE
人間がSCP-263の電源を入れるとすぐに、SCP-263-1は対象を直接見て、対象が「キャッシュまたはアッシュショーに参加したばかりの新しい競技者」であると述べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Upon a human turning on SCP-263, SCP-263-1 will look directly at the subject and state that the subject is "a new contestant who has just entered the Cash or Ash Show".
INTO JAPANESE
人間がSCP-263の電源を入れると、SCP-263-1は対象を直接見て、対象が「キャッシュ・オア・アッシュ・ショーに参加したばかりの新しい競技者」であると述べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a human turns on SCP-263, SCP-263-1 will look directly at the subject and state that the subject is "a new contestant who has just entered the Cash or Ash Show".
INTO JAPANESE
人間がSCP-263の電源を入れると、SCP-263-1は対象を直接見て、対象が「キャッシュ・オア・アッシュ・ショーに参加したばかりの新しい競技者」であると述べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a human turns on SCP-263, SCP-263-1 will look directly at the subject and state that the subject is "a new contestant who has just entered the Cash or Ash Show".
Come on, you can do better than that.