YOU SAID:

Azalea trees are dumb, My cat is a headless, A dog just ate my hands, and I have no hands, HEY

INTO JAPANESE

ツツジの木は馬鹿です、私の猫は頭がありません、犬は私の手を食べたばかりです、そして私には手がありません、ねえ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The azalea tree is dumb, my cat has no head, the dog just ate my hand, and I don't have hands, hey

INTO JAPANESE

ツツジの木は馬鹿です、私の猫には頭がありません、犬はちょうど私の手を食べました、そして私には手がありません、ねえ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The azalea tree is dumb, my cat has no head, the dog just ate my hand, and I don't have hands, hey