YOU SAID:

Back in my day we had to walk uphill knee deep in mushrooms to rescue a princess who wasn't even there!

INTO JAPANESE

私の日に戻って私達はそこにいなかった王女を救うためにきのこの深い丘の上り坂を歩いていた！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Back on my day we were walking uphill of a mushroom deep hill to save the princess who was not there!

INTO JAPANESE

私の日に戻って我々はそこにいなかった王女を救うためにきのこの深い丘の上り坂を歩いていた！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Back on my day we were walking uphill of a mushroom deep hill to save the princess who was not there!