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basically trump impregnated a hamster and birthed vladimir putin, who has lived for 5000 years and will soon perish

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基本的にトランプはハムスターを含浸させ、5000年間生きてきたウラジーミル・プーチンを生み込み、まもなく滅びるだろう

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Basically, Trump impregnated hamsters and created Vladimir Putin, who has lived for 5,000 years, and will soon perish.

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基本的に、トランプはハムスターを含浸させ、5,000年間生きてきたウラジーミル・プーチンを作り、まもなく滅びるだろう。

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Basically, Trump will impregnate hamsters and create Vladimir Putin, who has lived for 5,000 years, and will soon perish.

INTO JAPANESE

基本的に、トランプはハムスターを含浸させ、5,000年間生きてきたウラジーミル・プーチンを作り、まもなく滅びるだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Basically, Trump will impregnate hamsters and create Vladimir Putin, who has lived for 5,000 years, and will soon perish.