YOU SAID:
be right back, i'm going to hurl myself off a bridge
INTO JAPANESE
すぐ戻って、私は橋から身を投げ出すつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to throw myself out of the bridge, right back.
INTO JAPANESE
私はすぐに戻って、橋から身を投げるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to throw myself back from the bridge soon.
INTO JAPANESE
私はすぐに橋から身を投げ返すつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to throw myself back from the bridge soon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.