YOU SAID:
Beating kids with sausages!
INTO JAPANESE
ソーセージで子供を殴る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pet a child with sausage!
INTO JAPANESE
ペットにソーセージを服用しましょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's take a sausage to a pet!
INTO JAPANESE
ソーセージをペットに連れて行こう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's take sausage to pet!
INTO JAPANESE
ソーセージをペットに連れて行こう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's take sausage to pet!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.