YOU SAID:
Bend me over the banister
INTO JAPANESE
手すりをかがめて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crouch the handrail
INTO JAPANESE
手すりをしゃがむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crouch the railing
INTO JAPANESE
手すりをしゃがむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crouch the railing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.