YOU SAID:

Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

INTO JAPANESE

前頭葉切開術よりも、私の目の前にある瓶が良い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The bottle in front of me is better than frontal lobectomy.

INTO JAPANESE

私の前の瓶は前頭葉切除よりも優れています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The bottle in front of me is better than frontal lobectomy.