YOU SAID:

blake is an iguana so thats how he basically eats shorts, if you could eat shorts what kind of iguana would you mate with?

INTO JAPANESE

ブレイクはイグアナあなたが食べることができる場合どのように彼は基本的にショート パンツを食べるですのでショーツ イグアナの種類と合致するだろうか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Blake iguana may you eat how to eat shorts basically he is? would match the kind of shorts iguana.