YOU SAID:

boy oh boy the goats are on the loose!

INTO JAPANESE

やあ、やあ、ヤギはゆるい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, Hi, Goat is Flappy!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、こんにちは、ヤギはゆるいです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, Hello, goat is loose!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、こんにちは、ヤギはゆるいです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, Hello, goat is loose!