YOU SAID:

bruh ur sooooo dum like u aint slayin my dude

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、あなたは私の男を殺していないようなものです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, you're like you didn't kill my man

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、あなたは私の男を殺さなかったようですね

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, it looks like you didn't kill my man

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、あなたは私の男を殺さなかったようですね

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, it looks like you didn't kill my man