YOU SAID:

Call me maybe, you weirdo.

INTO JAPANESE

多分あなたを変えてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Maybe change you.

INTO JAPANESE

多分あなたを変えるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will probably change you.

INTO JAPANESE

私はおそらくあなたを変えるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will probably change you.