YOU SAID:
Call my mother, I have chlamydia
INTO JAPANESE
母に電話して、クラミジアに感染しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I called my mother and got infected with chlamydia
INTO JAPANESE
母に電話してクラミジアに感染しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I called my mother and got infected with chlamydia
That didn't even make that much sense in English.