YOU SAID:

catch me dead eating that

INTO JAPANESE

それを食べて死んでいるのを捕まえてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

eat it and catch it dead

INTO JAPANESE

それを食べて死んだものを捕まえる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

eat it and catch the dead

INTO JAPANESE

それを食べて死者を捕まえる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

eat it and catch the dead