YOU SAID:
cheese in my pants this lovely evening
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンのこの素敵な夜にチーズ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese on this lovely night in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンのこの素敵な夜にチーズ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese on this lovely night in my pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.