YOU SAID:
Cheese makes my teeth ache, but not for long Jimmy!
INTO JAPANESE
チーズは私の歯を痛くするが、長いジミーのためではない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese hurts my tooth, but not for long Jimmy!
INTO JAPANESE
チーズは私の歯を傷つけます、しかし長いジミーのためではありません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese will hurt my teeth, but not for the long Jimmy!
INTO JAPANESE
チーズは私の歯を傷つけるでしょう、しかし長いジミーのためではありません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese will hurt my teeth, but not for the long Jimmy!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
