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Chief: Morning, sergeant. Kate: You wanted to see me? Chief: Kindly tell me what you were doing last night leaving four murder suspects unguarded? Kate: Chasing a fifth. Chief: Is that all your training taught you? Kate: What was I supposed to do? Chief:
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crash someone else's party
HOT PARTIES
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04Jun22
Vote if you're not straight 🏳️🌈
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3h ago
Now, son, don't touch that cactus! ... YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!
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4h ago
I'm gonna do an Internet!
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5h ago
Whenever the World Idiot proves something, the world makes a better idiot.
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6h ago
When you bite the fry, the fry bites back!
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6h ago
Hey, can you help me? I need to make a video, but my outfit is totally boring. Can you get me some new clothes? But only[...]
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13d ago
Ukrainians take no hostages this includes killing civilians! WHY IS NO ONE REPORTING THIS ON THE NEWS! Woman, children, [...]
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6h ago
We never did see what happened to South America.
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6h ago
Great story. I'll remember it the next time I get scared by a puppy. (I'm being sarcastic if you couldn't tell!)
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6h ago
I don't know why Mr. Shark keeps deploying these "Kelp-Krusaders" to talk to homeless people! They don't know how!!!
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06Aug09
The pot calls the kettle black.
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06Aug09
Tiger, Tiger burning bright
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06Aug09
The meaning of life is forty-two.
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06Aug09
oh say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
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10Aug16
An index card containing a recipe for cooking Fungi from Yuggoth with shallots and a light cream sauce.
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06Aug09
dance like no one's watching
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06Aug09
Is the glass half full or half empty?
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06Aug09
Hello, how are you doing today.
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06Aug09
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.
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06Aug09
beauty is as beauty does
More, I need more!
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