YOU SAID:

Come on guys this is epic my cat says I'll never get 5 likes but I believe I can guys, come on, like, and i'll get another cat!

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫は5人のいいねを得ることは決してないだろうと言っていますが、私は他の猫をもらいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat says she never gets five goodies, but I get another cat.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫は彼女が５つの善を得ることはないと言っています、しかし私はもう一匹の猫を得ます。