YOU SAID:
Comment vas-tu yau-de-poêle ? Très bien, et toi ture-en-zinc ?
INTO JAPANESE
コンロ、調子はどう?結構です、あなたは亜鉛芝ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Konro, how are you? Fine, are you a zinc grass?
INTO JAPANESE
コンロ、元気?元気だよ、君は亜鉛草?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Konro, how are you? I'm fine, are you zinc grass?
INTO JAPANESE
コンロ、元気?私は元気だよ、君はジンクスかい?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Konro, how are you? I'm fine, are you jinxed?
INTO JAPANESE
コンロ、元気?私は大丈夫よ、あなたは何か呪われてるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Konro, how are you? I'm fine, are you cursed or something?
INTO JAPANESE
コンロ、元気?大丈夫だよ、呪われてるのかな?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Konro, how are you? I'm fine, am I cursed?
INTO JAPANESE
コンロ、元気? 大丈夫だよ、呪われてるのかな?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Konro, how are you? I'm fine, am I cursed?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.