YOU SAID:
Crash! Into the wall, into the air! Goes Newman! Wow! In a shower of sparks, Newman crosses the line, 4th.
INTO JAPANESE
クラッシュ!壁の中、空中へ!ニューマンに行く!わお!火花のシャワーで、ニューマンは4番目にラインを越えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
crash! In the wall, in the air! Go to Newman! Wow! With a spark shower, Newman crosses the line fourth.
INTO JAPANESE
クラッシュ!壁の中、空中!ニューマンに行こう!わお!ニューマンはスパークシャワーで4番目にラインを越えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
crash! In the wall, in the air! Let's go to Newman! Wow! Newman crosses the line fourth in the spark shower.
INTO JAPANESE
クラッシュ!壁の中、空中!ニューマンに行こう!わお!ニューマンはスパークシャワーで4番目にラインを越えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
crash! In the wall, in the air! Let's go to Newman! Wow! Newman crosses the line fourth in the spark shower.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.