YOU SAID:
Cross that bridge when we come to it but I don't like bridges
INTO JAPANESE
我々 は、それが橋橋を渡る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We cross the 橋橋 it
INTO JAPANESE
我々 はクロス、橋橋それ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We cross the 橋橋 it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.