YOU SAID:
Crumpet then bangers'n'mash
INTO JAPANESE
クランペットそれからbangers'n'mash
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cran pet then bangers'n'mash
INTO JAPANESE
クランペットその後bangers'n'mash
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cran pet then bangers'n'mash
That didn't even make that much sense in English.