YOU SAID:
dance on the table if you're a pig
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが豚ならテーブルの上で踊る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a pig, dance on the table
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが豚なら、テーブルの上で踊ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a pig, dance on the table
Come on, you can do better than that.