YOU SAID:
depressed saltine stabs potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
落ち込んで塩味刺してジャガイモ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Depressed, Pierce salted potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
落ち込んで、ピアス塩辛ポテト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Depressed, Pierce salted potatoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.