YOU SAID:
die in a fire you simp
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが単純な火で死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You die with a simple fire
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは単純な火で死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You die on a simple fire
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは単純な火で死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You die on a simple fire
That didn't even make that much sense in English.