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diego is insanely short and eats nothing and is not funny

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ディエゴはめちゃくちゃ短くて何も食べず面白くない

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Diego is so short that it's not fun to eat anything

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ディエゴはとても短いので何も食べるのは面白くない

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Diego is so short that it's not fun to eat anything