YOU SAID:
Do you happen to posess a teabag mate?
INTO JAPANESE
ティーバッグメイトを持っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you have teabag mate?
INTO JAPANESE
ティーバッグメイトはありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you have teabag mate?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.