YOU SAID:
Don't be salty my dudes!
INTO JAPANESE
私のおならは塩辛いではない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My fart is not salty!
INTO JAPANESE
私のおならは塩味がない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My fart has no saltiness!
INTO JAPANESE
私のおならは塩味がありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My fart has no saltiness!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.