YOU SAID:
Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
怒ってはいけない、スパゲッティがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not get angry, you have spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
怒らないでください、あなたはスパゲティを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not get angry, you have spaghetti
That didn't even make that much sense in English.