YOU SAID:

Don't eat oatmeal at 3am. If you do, ghosts will spoil you.

INTO JAPANESE

3 でオートミールを食べてはいけない。場合は、幽霊はいかがでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not eat oatmeal with 3. If you do, how about ghosts?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは、幽霊はどうですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Are you a ghost?

INTO JAPANESE

幽霊なの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Are you a ghost?