YOU SAID:

Don't pee in my ear and tell me it's raining.

INTO JAPANESE

雨が降っていると言って、耳元でおしっこをしないで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't pee in your ears saying it's raining

INTO JAPANESE

雨が降っているからと言って耳元でおしっこしないで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't pee in your ears just because it's raining

INTO JAPANESE

雨だからといって耳元でおしっこしないで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't pee in your ears just because it's raining