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YOU SAID:

Don’t shoot your eye out

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの目を撃たないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please do not shoot your eyes

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの目を撃たないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please do not shoot your eyes

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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