YOU SAID:

Don't think I'm joking or gonna wait or listen to you turned phone off shot

INTO JAPANESE

私は冗談を言っているとは思っていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not think I was joking.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談を言っていたと思いますか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I was telling a joke.

INTO JAPANESE

私は冗談を言っていたと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I was telling a joke.