YOU SAID:
Doth thou desire to become learned on the subject of the history of my scarring? Mine father was a drunkard and a fiend and one day he goes madder than usual. Mother grabbed the cutlery to defend herself. He had no desire of that, nay one ounce.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の傷跡の歴史について学びたいと思いますか?私の父は酔っぱらいで悪鬼でした、そしてある日彼はいつもより狂ったようになります。母は身を守るためにカトラリーをつかんだ。彼はそれを望んでいませんでした、いや1オンス。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you want to learn about the history of my scars? My dad was drunk and a devil, and one day he becomes more crazy than usual. My mother grabbed the cutlery to protect herself. He didn't want it, no, an ounce.
INTO JAPANESE
私の傷跡の歴史について知りたいですか?父は酔って悪魔になり、ある日いつもより頭がおかしくなる。母は身を守るためにカトラリーをつかみました。彼はそれを望んでいませんでした、いや、オンス。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Want to know about the history of my scars? My father gets drunk and becomes a devil, and one day he gets crazy more than usual. My mother grabbed the cutlery to protect herself. He didn't want it, no, an ounce.
INTO JAPANESE
私の傷跡の歴史について知りたいですか?父は酔って悪魔になり、ある日いつもより夢中になります。母は身を守るためにカトラリーをつかみました。彼はそれを望んでいませんでした、いや、オンス。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Want to know about the history of my scars? My dad gets drunk and becomes a devil, and one day he becomes more engrossed than usual. My mother grabbed the cutlery to protect herself. He didn't want it, no, an ounce.
INTO JAPANESE
私の傷跡の歴史について知りたいですか?父は酔って悪魔になり、ある日いつもより夢中になります。母は身を守るためにカトラリーをつかみました。彼はそれを望んでいませんでした、いや、オンス。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Want to know about the history of my scars? My dad gets drunk and becomes a devil, and one day he becomes more engrossed than usual. My mother grabbed the cutlery to protect herself. He didn't want it, no, an ounce.
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