YOU SAID:

Double team me out in the fields, spit roast my spit, and roast spit my roast.

INTO JAPANESE

野原で私を二重にし、唾を吐き、そして焙煎し、焙煎する

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Double me in the field, spit, roast and roast

INTO JAPANESE

畑で私を倍増させ、唾を吐き、ローストし、ローストする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Double me in the field, spit, roast and roast